What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

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I used to love tractors

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.