What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.