How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why was the umbilical cord sad?

He got cut from the naval base.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.