How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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How did the hipster burn their lips?

They ate the pizza before it was cool

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips