How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving