Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What's a laughing condiment?

Ayy lmayo

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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Vaporeon

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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It's After Earth Day.