Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

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What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.