Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters