Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.