Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today."

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

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Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.