What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.