What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

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Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them