What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them