What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!