What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident