What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.