What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue drinking tea?

Because he didn't wait for it to be cool.

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses