What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ?

Ten tickles

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Why is Simba an orphan?

A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.