Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG