Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

Robin, let's get in the Batmobile." Bonus joke: What did one orphan say to the other orphan as they got into their car? "Robin, let's get in the Batmobile."

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Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman