Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

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What's the best part of a movie?

The climax.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG