Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Did you watch the new comic book movie?

It was very graphic!

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What's a pirate's favourite game?

An arrr-pg