Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

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What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.