A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Midlife crisis
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)
The baby has a soul.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
A wiggle wyrm.
When your bald !
Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.
Because there's Targets around every corner.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A: He couldn't part with it.
Ready or not, hair I comb!