A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
A living room
Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)
Their kids would be too lazy to steal.
De-calfinated!
They sit eggsaminations !
The www.izard of Oz.
To run their hands through their hair
Garibaldi
A naughty bus
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
Because they never part with them
Hair-vents.