What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.