What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.