What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!