What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans?

A full set of teeth

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel?

Krill Bream.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.