What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a dragon that can't sit still?

A wiggle wyrm.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east?

Because there's Targets around every corner.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!