What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt."

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle