What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.