A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
A full set of teeth
Cause they're at 90 degrees.
Egyptian dummies.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Patty O'Furniture
Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.
Krill Bream.
Reality *cries in the corner*
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.