What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Who else have gone through this Sarcasm?

Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.