What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What did Piotr get for christmas?

Your iPod!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.