What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.