What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.