What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ?

Santa Paws !

What did the homeless man get for christmas?

Nothing

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.