What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.