What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.