What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.