Their personality.
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His personality.
Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."
His personality
Abortions.
Casey Anthony
A trip without kids.
A. Their personalities.
Grandparents.
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Parents.
They are their own birth control
Their personality
Let's name our sandwich shop after it
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
She pulled some strings.
Because everyone knows they give good *head*.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Parents
All their statements are baseless.
Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.
Penicillin
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
I teach you the goober quench!"
A: Learning from your mistakes.