Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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She pulled her pants up.

How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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How do you call people that are always squinting at you?

Asians

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

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What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!