Birth Control Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an engineer use for birth control?

Their personality.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What is the most effective form of birth control?

Abortions.

What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

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What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

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What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What do you call a 16 year old black girl who has had a few abortions?

a crime fighter.