What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.