What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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What is Serena Williams' favorite time to practice?

Tennish

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."