What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence."