What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.