What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

What do you get when you buy a $5 umbrella?

Wet.

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Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.