What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment?

He can't get out of a bath.

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!