What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

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Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.