What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.