Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

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Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

brown-chicken-brown-cow--" (said like: 'bowm-chicka-bowm-wawm')

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What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.