Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why did the Cook cross the road?

because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.