What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.