What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.