What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.