How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to?

Their nose

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What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and a picture of Jesus Christ?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture of Jesus Christ

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.