How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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How much horsepower does a mustang have?

1

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!