How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

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What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they've forgotten the words !

What is dementia?

I forget

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.