How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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Why did your sister jump out the window ?

Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

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What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

What's the best month for dating?

Sep-tinder!