1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
Because 4 8 16!
2 scoops ice cream 1 scoop dead baby
Because they'd been floored by his punch.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Make it sew number 1!
Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.
You never forget
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
