How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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Why should you never date a vegan girl?

She won't swallow.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.