How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What is the rapper's favorite bread?

2 Grainz

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus?

It only took 1 nail to hang the picture.

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status