Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

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Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

A: Teeth in the cavity.

Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office?

He had a cavity.