Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

Manicurist Jokes More Manicurist Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Cavity Jokes More Cavity Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office?

He had a cavity.