How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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They're still in your driveway

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.