Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Why did the doctor kick his patients?

He was trying to heel them.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.