Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.