Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Pedicure Jokes More Pedicure Jokes

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.