Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college?

Because he didn't understand psychics.

What do you call a kleptomaniac who doesn't understand figurative speech?

Someone who takes everything literally

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What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door