Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
A chicken sedan.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)
He was a little hoarse.
To not wake the audience.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Because they are the wurst.
They both fear the wurst
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
