How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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When is a --- not a ---?

joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.