Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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