Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.