Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast