Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What inning is it?

is not a valid Football related question. Sports are hard.

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.