He was a mole
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Executed.
He found Hillary's emails
They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
He committed treeson.
Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute
He was not Boeing.
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
Because he asked for Ice-es
Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.
He was too good a conductor
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Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
The execution
The execution.
With a pair of Caesars.
Eclipse it.
So they can do math
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
The Polterheist
a Guardian of the Galaxy
He works them out with a pencil.
Hey, pho queue, dude
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.