Execute Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

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Why did man invent curling?

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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How's Hillary's head?

He answers, "Well, she's no Monica!"

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.