How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.