Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
The bear minimum
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
how waiters should greet people
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
One because his knee grows.
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Mourning wood.