Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.
A: She screws you two nights in a row.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Because they don't like Tibet
I'd like a Corona, please.
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Mourning wood
He gets mourning wood.