How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.