How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

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Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

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Why is Bieber never late?

because he's always justin time

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet