It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Only Juan...
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
They both have problems finding x.
Benjamin Netangoogle
It swept with his girlfriend :P
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
He was just two tired.