How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How do you make a blind moan?

Kick him in the balls

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.