It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
We'll get on it next week
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
A: Change?
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
Kick him in the balls
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
