Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.