Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang