How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.