How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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What's the shortest book ever written?

A: French War Heroes.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang