How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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How does North Korea only have four medals so far?

We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.