How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!