I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
Pick up a penguin
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Help! My pocket's been picked!
I don't believe we've met..."
I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
None, he fell!
A Juggalo
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
A Hearthstoner
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
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