What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous?

It fro's up.

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man?

The large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom?

Bad mother faker.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena