You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...
You would rise and shine.
He got Pasta-toots.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
TRUSTWORTHY!
A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
He was a-roasted peanut.
Miav.
They hit eight ball first because it was black.
Bad mother faker.
He impersonated a Tootsie.
