What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the black man get for his son on christmas?

Your bike.

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Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom?

Bad mother faker.