How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Who was left?

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Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding?

It's retarded.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.