How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

People Jokes More People Jokes

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.