How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy