How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

A widow.

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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What if animals "were" injured in the making of a film. Do they list that in the credits?

Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!