Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers