Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are black people unable to get a Ph.D.?

Because they can't get past their Masters.

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's school, Hannah?

Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT

Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

School Shooter Jokes More School Shooter Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.