What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What's the singular form of 'werewolves'?

I am a wolf

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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What did Allen Ginsberg say upon being intoduced to Lawrence Ferlinghetti?

Howl do you do

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.