What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prairie the other prowls on the hairy.