How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!