How do you stop a taliban tank ?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What's the most important part of a Taliban joke?

The execution!