What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

String Jokes More String Jokes

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.