What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside