What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel