Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ?

Q: Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? A: Because she has no arms. Q:Who's there ? A:Not Sarah.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel