Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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Where did Jimmy go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Lucy Jokes More Lucy Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

Shame Jokes More Shame Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."

What's a pickup artist's favorite breakfast?

Steak and negs. In shame and solitude

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel