What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What is the only deaf animal?

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