What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a black with no arms?

Trustworthy.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.