What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.