What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?

Irene

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard