What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

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What is the only deaf animal?

Def Leppard

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..