What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

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What has seven arms and can't spell?

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