What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

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What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.