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Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.
A conundrum
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Nobody knows.
Algorithm.
Baa-Dum-Sss
Because they couldn't drum up enough support.
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
A panda with a set of drums.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...
For-Mal-To-Hide.
5 dollars per-cushion.
It goes to Twerk!
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
A sheep that can round itself up !
They storm the baaaastille.
I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
He sipped his drink before it was cool
A table can support itself
Whichever can reduce inflation.
Nothing, instruments don't talk.
Because guitars make music.
Because they don't know the words.
Conundrums!
A: Because it had no guts.
Bouncy Beyonce.