How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!