How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What bait do you use to catch a space fish?

A worm hole

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What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!