How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Pyramid Scheme Jokes More Pyramid Scheme Jokes

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme