How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme