How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!