How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme