How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.