How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!