How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What did the charlie hebdo attackers said after being caught ?

Hey , they drew first"

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What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme