What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.