What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.