Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.