Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Not Egyptian Air

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.