Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common