What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.