What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.