What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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What do you call an Egyptian spine manipulator?

A Cairo-practor

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.