What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.