What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

What do you call someone who never farts in public?

A PRIVATE TUTOR

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon