What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.