What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."