What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Why are Egyptian saxophonists all such good friends?

They've got a "toot in common."

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug