What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.