Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.