Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.