Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!