Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.