Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!