Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.