What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

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What do you call a mean dust storm?

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What's a desert's favorite song?

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.