Egyptians Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.