How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What do you call a dog who digs for bones?

A Bark-aeologist

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What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!