How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

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How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.