How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.