How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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How do you know God isn't black?

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Because they love digging up the past.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

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