What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist